The Sink #81 - I Have a Feeling Liz Knows How to Handle Herself

Welcome to The Sink #81! We recorded a day earlier than we originally planned, so apologies to those of you who didn't get a chance to submit an email. (We're staring longingly through our telescope at you, Dr. Andrei!) We'll be recording our next episode some time over Labor Day weekend (if we can swing it, we'll be joined by special guests Jessifer and Patrick), so be sure to get your carefully crafted missives in by Friday, September 3.

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There be SPOILERS for this week's "Project Runway" and le grande finale of "The Hills." Isn't this crazy how all this is happening while Lauren is gone?

Props! Eternal and continued thanks to Steven Gullett for the use of his beloved song, "Lovers and Clowns," which I like to think will one day appear on a compilation of his work as "Lovers and Clowns (Theme from The Sink)."

Related Links:

• Zack's review of Watchmen is available on his seldom-updated blog (and also, for the time being at least, here with comments from Dayton Daily News readers)
• Secret Signals: How Some Men Cruise for Sex - ABC News
• The "Lost" cat chain letter from Liz's email
• The Oatmeal presents Twilight
• Watch "The IT Crowd" on Netflix

Don't miss! A musical shout-out to Jared before the outtakes at the tail end of the podcast.

Technical note: Although our volume levels are much more consistent this episode, there are some occasional issues with Carrie's microphone that we didn't really notice until we were editing. On the other hand, that very occasional crackling you hear is Jared's beard rubbing against his headset. We'll force him to shave before the next episode or something.

The Sink #80 - After 2 1/2 Years, We Have Nothing To Talk About

Welcome to The Sink #80! With less than 24 hours notice, we somehow managed to elicit five reader emails, powered through a nasty stomach bug, and (in spite of the title) eked out nearly 90 minutes of raw material. We've whittled that down to a more manageable hour-'n'-change to return with the first new episode of "The Sink" in a whopping 896 days! On top of that: Only 10 minutes of the show is dedicated to "Lost" — can you believe it?!

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There be SPOILERS for Inception and episodes that have already aired of "Lost," "Top Chef," and "Project Runway." We also spend the last segment of the show discussing this week's episode of "True Blood," spoilers and all. (There was a FUTURE spoiler for "True Blood," too, but we bleeped that out for you.)

Technical note: Tony and Zack are a little quieter than Carrie and Jared. Overall, I think we're pretty happy with the audio quality, but this was definitely the one sore spot we noticed in post-production. Sorry. We'll make sure it's fixed for our next show. Whenever that is.

Related Links:

• Picture of Jared and Carrie in snuggies
• RiffTrax presents iRiffs

Alternate Titles:

• It's 5 inches, look at that...
• If i've learned one thing, it's do not offend your audience

Don't miss! Jared's inexplicable sex noise while eating at the 1:42 mark!

The Sink #79 - I forgot you were gay for a second

Welcome to The Sink #79! One listener email (thanks Liz!) with a bunch of movie and politics talk. Didja miss us!?

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Related Links:

• The King of Kong


• Falafel


• Nintendo Cereal System


• Jimmy Kimmel is Fucking Ben Affleck


• Free Radio

The Sink #78 - Hey, we don't have a title yet ...

Welcome to The Sink #78! A couple listener emails, a smattering of movie and tv discussion and way too much about Lost and the WGA.

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Related Links:

• Hugh Dancy, the good-looking guy in Evening


• HARDAC, the giant evil computer from Batman The Animated Series


• Robin, Batman's faithful side-kick


• The WGA's tentative agreement


• The Orchid Station Lost video

The Sink #77 - I'm allergic to the condom not The Rock

Welcome to The Sink #77! It's a movie bonanza! We discuss Shoot 'Em Up, I Am Legend, Juno, National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets, The Savages and Atonement -- plus a few listener emails!

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Related Links:

• Game Over, fun videos of people recreating classic video games


• Uwe Boll is the world's worst filmmaker.

The Sink #76 - Penile Dry Heave

Welcome to The Sink #76! Happy New Year Sink listeners! This episode we discuss Sweeney Todd, toilet seat etiquette, Shmoo's dream analyzing skills and a bunch more listener email.

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Related Links:

• More info on FDR


• The trailer for There Will Be Blood

We plan to record another new episode on Sunday night (to "air" Monday morning) wherein we discuss the following movies: I Am Legend, Juno, National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets, Savages and Atonement. So, get those emails in!

The Sink #75 - Soft Serve Chocolate Polio

Welcome to The Sink #75! Busy schedules have kept us from you, dear listener, but we're back! A smattering of listener email and lots of talk about genitals, feces and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Miss us? Of course you did.

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Related Links:

• A Wikipedia journey from FDR to Poliomyelitis to Fecal-Oral Route to Coprophilia


• Dancing Turkey Card


• Electric Orifice Orchestra

Alternate Show Titles:

• My Penis Has Post-Nasal Drip


• Penis In The Snow


• Isn't That How FDR Got Polio?

The Sink #74 - I can't lube my left foot

Welcome to The Sink #74! This week's episode is a bit longer than normal -- despite only a few listener emails! We discuss a whole bunch of movies and television shows as well as our usual bantering and off-topic wit.

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Related Links:

• Wikipedia's entry on 'Wicked'


• Joss Whedon talks about his new show 'Dollhouse'


• Mike Meyers' latest project, 'The Love Guru'


• 'Meet The Robinsons'


• The 'Dances with Wolves' sequel 'The Holy Road'


• Kevin Costner's filmogoraphy


• 'The TV Set'


• 'Vantage Point'


• 'The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford'


• Shirtless at Abercrombie


• Trailer for 'Wanted'

The Sink #73 - Subincision

Welcome to The Sink #73! Long time no Sink! Our busy schedules finally open up enough for a new Sink to emerge. This episode we read a few listener email, talk about The First Ever Little Art Horror Fest, Elizabeth: The Golden Age and Zack winds up on the floor, in the fetal position, screaming. Listen to find out why!

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Related Links:

• The Little Art Horror Fest


• Vitiligo


• The Sarah Connor Chronicles


• Elizabeth: The Golden Age


• Dr. Andrei's bio


• Blow Job Tips courtesy of Papio


• Jonathan Martinez


• Subincision (Not, in any way, safe for work!)

The Sink #72 - Booking A Flight, Question Mark

Welcome to The Sink #72! Our technical difficulties continue, so we're live from Jared's laptop once again! This week we discuss The Darjeeling Limited, Liz and Colin's sex life, plus a smattering of listener email.

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Related Links:

• Colin's email to The Sink - you can't tell where his email ends and where the ad begins!


• Wing Sings

The Sink #71 - Fuck you, I'm balding!

Despite our technical difficulties, welcome to The Sink #71! Broadcasting live from Jared's computer (since we figured out the problems lies in the mic jack in my laptop) we discuss our generous benefactors, Superbad, The Bourne Ultimatum, Zac Efron, Daniel Radcliffe, a large penis support group, and how Boba Fett has become way too emo.

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Related Links:

• Daniel Radcliffe, hairy biker/baby Hitler


• The Large Penis Support Group forum


• Also, if you're so inclined, pray for us!

Technical difficulties ...

The Sink is having technical difficulties. Our soundboard seems to have died on us, which is bad because its very important and expensive.

Pray for us.

The Sink #70 A - The Harry Potter Half

Welcome to The Sink #70 A! Almost a full hour of spoiler-tasitc discussion of the fifth Harry Potter movie and the seventh (and final) Harry Potter Book. Don't listen if you don't want to be spoiled!

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Related Links:

• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Sink #70 - The Non-Harry Potter Half

Welcome to The Sink #70! Neal, Cindy, Caitlin and (as always) Jared join us this week. We discuss The San Diego Comic Con as well as a bunch of movies we've recently seen: Sunshine, The Simpsons Movie, Hairspray, and probably a few more I can't remember.

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Related Link:

• Jared is internet famous!

The Sink #69 - Questionable taste

Welcome to The Sink #69! We celebrate our 69th show with a smattering of sex questions from our favorite listeners. Also, despite our best efforts, we briefly discuss Harry Potter and Voldermort's genetalia.

Sexy!

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A milestone!

The Sink will soon (and by soon, I mean probably tonight) be celebrating its 69th episode, so we need the dirtiest, most nasty questions/stories/comments you can dig up.

Send them our way, dear listeners! Email us!

thesink@butterjesus.com

The Sink #68 - Fake Working Title

Welcome to The Sink #68! This week we discuss Black Sheep, Transformers and Sicko. We do our best to not talk about Harry Potter and briefly entertain theories of what exactly The Untitled J.J. Abrams Project is really about. And, as always, listener email.

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Related Links:

• Pixar's live action feature film


• Avril gets sued


• Ultimate Fighting is so gay.


• Ratatouille ratatouille recipe


• The Untitled J.J. Abrams Project

Support Steven!

Hey everyone!

Take a quick second to go here and vote for The Sink's theme song creator, Steven Gullett's band (The American Static) to play Lollapalooza this year!

It only takes a second and it would be a tremendous help to this awesome Dayton, OH band.

You can vote once a day, so vote early and vote often.

Thanks! :)

#67 - Mutant Child Birthing Massacre

Welcome to The Sink #67! Lengthy discussion of 1408 (the new movie based on a Stephen King short story), plus a couple listener emails, a few trailers we're really excited about, as well as a gigantic penis. Oh and Shmoo!

*Beware 1408 spoilers from 23:13 to 1:03:25*
Yeah, we talked about it for a while. Sorry!

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Related Links:

• Lauren Graham on Conan (well, part of it)


• The Invasion


• Black Sheep


• Pepto Bismol Monsters


• The "Perfect" Penis (Not Safe For Work!)

#66 - Insert Title Here

Welcome to The Sink #66! Further discussion of Jared's latex allergy plus our thoughts on Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Kocked Up, Sunshine and Live Free or Die Hard.

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Related Links:

• Info on the Silver Surfer


• The Bat Bike


• Sunshine trailer


• Live Free or Die Hard trailer