The Sink #34 - Crumpets

Welcome to the Sink #34! We talked about a lot of stuff in this episode, but we're all too buzzed after celebrating Jared's birthday to really remember.

Oh wait! I remember one: Babembe.

Enjoy! :)

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The Sink #33 - But Steve gives better head

Welcome to The Sink #33! This week: Spoiler-tastic discussion of Superman Returns and The Devil Wears Prada, a few listener emails and an apology about last week's Sink along with all the usual tangents and hilarity.

A super big special thank you to Neal for donating a microphone to the show!

We heart you Neal!

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Related links:

• Left of Center on MySpace


• Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer

The Sink #32 - Zero-G Jello Fight

At long last, the lost Sink!

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The Sink #31 - That's Ricockulous

Welcome to The Sink #31! This week: Carrie remembers which Sink we're up to. None of you fuckers e-mail us (except for Dr. Andrei). The Lake House. And Liz and Chris invent a new word.

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Related links:

• Ratatouille trailer
• Save Screech's House (which we didn't talk about, but it's worth a look-see!)
• (Creepy) Back to the Future FanFic

The Sink #30 - Touch nothing but the lamp

Welcome to The Sink #30! This week: more discussion of X3, a brief discussion of The Notorious Bettie Page and, of course, listener email.

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Related links:

• Too Much Light Makes Baby Go Blind


• Personal body shaver ad from Liz's friend Chris. Slightly not worksafe!


• The Cherry Scented Pocket Pussy. Obviously, not worksafe! Thanks Archaeology Beth.


• Sign the petition to get X-Men The Animated Series on DVD!


• Sign the petition to get Spider-Man The Animated Series on DVD!


• Tony's friend Andrew dressed as Storm and completely terrified.


• E-mail us with your opinion of which of this week's "hosts" would be the best lay -- Zack, Tony, Carrie, Cindy, Jared or Papio?

Reminder

Just a reminder that "The Sink" will be recorded on Saturday this week (and all subsequent weeks), so get those e-mails to us post-haste!

The Sink #29 - There are no vaginas in my pockets

Welcome to The Sink #29! This week we catch up on hilarious listener email and discuss X-Men: The Last Stand (aka X3).

Our discussion of X3 is chock full 'o spoilers, so if you don't want anything ruined for you, turn off The Sink after the musical interlude (around 50 minutes in).

Cindy and (as always) Jared join us "in stufice".

Our intro is, as always, "Lovers and Clowns" by Steven Gullett.
Interlude and outro music for this week's show by Jonathan Coulton.

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Related Links:

• The hilarious JoeyandDavid.com, the Douche-Ups commercial is particularly fantastic.


• Fabio's Kitchen of Love, the "Passionate Poetry" section is way too much fun to play with.


• Flow: Archaeology Beth's addictive game.


• Archaeology Beth: Beerwench!


• Listen to more lovely Jonathan Coulton music here!

Addendum

Hi kids, Carrie here.

We won't be doing The Sink this week, as Zack said, because Time Warner sucks ass ... but we also won't be doing one on the usual day next week.

Jared and I will be in Virginia celebrating Satan next week, so we'll fire off a show before we leave town.

So expect your next dose of The Sink to appear here June 1st!

Keep those e-mails comin'!

'The Sink' is off this week

Just a reminder that we're taking a week off, and for lots of reasons. Tony and I are moving Monday, so there's lots of prep going on for that. Plus, the stufice is currently without an internet connection -- another casualty of me moving out (and of Time Warner's stupidity).

Keep those e-mails coming and we'll see you next week, when we'll record from the new apartment. (I promise pictures, too.)

The Sink #28 - More popular than Jesus

Welcome to The Sink #28! This week we have listener email, discussion of The DaVinci Code and proof that we are, in fact, more popular than Jesus.

Cindy and (as always) Jared join us "in studio".

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Related links:

• Fleshlight Videos - NOT WORKSAFE!


• HRH Princess Jared


• Proof that we are more popular than Jesus


• Don't forget to email us to weigh in on whose fantasy is creepier: Archeology Beth's Snape fetish or Liz's V (from V for Vendetta) fetish!

Feel free to e-mail us with any other questions, comments or concerns. Bitches.

The Sink #27 - Mmm. Hip Bacon.

Plans changed and we were able to record a show on the usual day this week. Thanks for listening! :)

Welcome to The Sink #27! This week we call Liz and join her on a beer run, discussion of the (disgusting) "Fleshlilght" and of course listener email.

Cindy and (as always) Jared join us "in sutdio".

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Related Links:

• The Fleshlight (NOT WORKSAFE!)


• Dr. Andrei Smyslov's reimagined Jared

The Sink #26 - Heroes in a half shell

Welcome to The Sink #26! This week we have a good bunch of listener email as well as discussion of United 93, Mission: Impossible III, American Dreamz and Dave Chapelle's Block Party.

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Related Links:

• WoodenDildo.com (Obviously NOT WORKSAFE!)
• Sadly, the footage of Robbie Williams shaking his junk has been taken down, but someone took screenshots of it here (again, NOT WORKSAFE!)

Cindy's Links:

• Are you Afraid of the Dark? Episodes:
  • The Tale of the Thirteenth Floor
  • The Tale of the Pinball Wizard
  • Tale of the Prom Queen
  • Laughing in the Dark, Part 1
  • Laughing in the Dark, Part 2
  • Laughing in the Dark, Part 3
• Hey Dude!
• Salute Your Shorts
• Space Cases Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
• The opening to Disney's Flash Forward (featuring Ben Foster, Angel from the new X-Men movie)

Feel free to e-mail us with any questions, comments or concerns. Bitches.

The Sink #25 - I can't lick my lips romantically

Welcome to The Sink #25! Back from a week off, we have a bit of listener email, discussion of Silent Hill and other hijinks.

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Related Links:

• Practice Swallowing (NOT WORKSAFE!)


• Red vs Blue


• The Omen trailer


• Wikipedia entry on Silent Hill


• Do You Take It ... ? by The Wet Spots (NOT WORKSAFE!)

The Sink #24 - (I Feel) The Semen Inside You

Welcome to The Sink #24! Lots of listener email, discussion of Thank You For Smoking, HBO's Big Love, Jared's weird dream and Zack's future as a Sexual Televangelist.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint:
For shot #39: The monitors pictured are security feeds of a department store as seen from an elevated vent. So, what movie would involve a person small enough to fit in a vent spying on the security office of a department store? Guessing for this shot will be extended to Friday 4/21!

Related links:

• Neon Genesis Evangelion - Death & Rebirth/The End of Evangelion


• The full text of Shmoo's voting email


• Godfrey Cheshire's The Death of Film/The Decay of Cinema
  From The New York Press, August 26th 1999

A Happy (early) Birthday to Moe from The Sink!

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink Is Delayed Again

Sorry, kids. My fault again. (No big surprise there, I know.)

Look for it late Monday night again.

The Sink #23 - Untitled

Welcome to The Sink #23.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint:
For shot #34: The hand visible in this shot belongs to the star of the movie in last weeks Shot by Shot Clue of the Week.

Cindy's Snail Mail:

• An interview with WOXY's rad music director, Matt Shiv
  by Sean Morrison


• Get stuck in must see TV
  by Sinkophant Cindy Rittinger (aka Little Miss Cindy Lou Who)

Related link:

• Neal-submitted Wikipedia article on Instant-Runoff Voting

The Sink delay...

New Sink will be posted Tuesday morning instead of the usual Monday. Sorry, kids...

In the meantime, check out that Get Jared Laid video Cindy sent us.

Cindy's 'Get Jared Laid' Video

The Sink #22 - O come all ye Sinkcophants

Welcome to The Sink #22. Reader emails, further discussion of V for Vendetta/the nature of terrorism and, as always, Jared.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint:

Shot #27, this movie has been mentioned a few times on The Sink, most memorably when we got an email from a listener in Australia. Thumbtacks and string and a really cool shot involving a bathroom medicine cabinet mirror.

Links:

• Prisoner pat-down misses gun hidden in body cavity


• Don't shoot the puppy!


• The 'Get Jared Laid' MySpace Group!

Don't forget to e-mail us ... especially if it's to join us in yelling at Shmoo for not voting.

The Sink #21 - Surprisingly short, meandering Sink

Welcome to The Sink #21. Short, and not exactly sweet with a handful of email, V for Vendetta and delicious daiquiris.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint can be heard around the thirty minute mark, but here it is if you missed it:

Shot #19, the place pictured is (obviously) a prison. It's a famous prison that no one (except Clint Eastwood, Zack says) has escaped from.

Click here to see Phil and the Giant Strawberry.

Mmm. Daiquiris.

Don't forget to e-mail us!