The Sink #17 - The Safety Word Is 'Banana'

Welcome to the Sink number seventeen!

This week, it's all reader emails, all the time.

P.S. It's "safe word," isn't it? We're so not into bondage...

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Related links and sundries:

• Papio-submitted photos of the Cool Whip Fight of 2004. (Or was it 2005?)
  
  
  
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• The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

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The Sink #16 - Cindy and Neal in da house

Welcome to the Sink number sixteen!

This week we're joined by two often talked about listeners, Cindy and Neal. Plus lots of reader emails, a handful of sex questions and a discussion of the Underworld movies.

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The first 55 minutes are listener emails and sex questions, the rest of the show is the discussion of the Underworld movies (spoilers ahoy!).

Related links and sundries:

• The radio show Liz mentions, DC 101.


• Gross tattoos -- NOT WORK SAFE!


• Jared's akward youth.


• Liz's crazy 10th grade hair.

Pictures from the recording of tonight's episode can be found in the Flickr photostrip to the right.

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The Sink #15 - Carrie's Colonoscopy Odyssey

Welcome to the Sink number fifteen!

Another episode that's all listener feedback, all the time. This "Sink" clocks in at just under two hours. (We explain why when we open the show.) We've compressed the file accordingly, so it's the usual size, with double your pleasure/fun.

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Reader-by-reader breakdown may be forthcoming.

Related links (links marked with an asterisk not work-safe):

• Romance of the Jedi. Thanks to Cindy!


• *Buck Angel: The man with a pussy. Thanks to Craig for the link.


• Interview: Dan Savage at The Onion A.V. Club.


• *This week's source material from "A Dramatic Reading with Hillary McNabb." Thanks to Papio for the link, and as always to Hillary for the reading.


• Get Jared Laid LiveJournal icon, by Papio. Thanks, P³'o!


• Gay Boyfriend: A music video by the Hazzards. Thanks, Craig!


• The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus (we couldn't find the book Jared mentioned) for Neal.

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink #14 - Spit or Swallow?

Welcome to the Sink number fourteen!

First fifteen minutes or so: Listener e-mail. Last hour-or-so is answers to your sex questions. So bully for you guys.

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Don't forget to e-mail us! Related links to come.

The Sink #13 - The Sandy Vagina Monologues

Welcome to the Sink number thirteen -- yet another "bonus" Sink!

In this episode we answer your sex questions (with Shiv and Jared playing along) and discuss some of your answers to previous questions.

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0:00 - 9:03
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Intro
Your answers to previous questions
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk (from the collection Haunted). Read this cautionary tale on the dangers of creative masterbation, but make sure you're close to something you can safely throw-up in.
Papio's most recently watch porn: Dawson Fucks Cody, Part 2 [SO NOT WORKSAFE Link]

9:04 - 52:00
New sex questions answered!
Fun tangents are, of course, pursued
Wrap up for this episode as well as the original wrap up of last episode
Shiv and Jared sing the closing theme

52:01 - 52:17
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

The Sink #12 - Live from Florence ya'll!

Welcome to the Sink number twelve. In this episode we answer your emails and discuss a few new movies ... all live from Shiv's place in Florence Kentucky! And yes, we realize (and apologize for) how strange the audio levels for this episode are -- we didn't have enough microphones. Sorry!

For photos from the recording of this episode, check the right hand rail.

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0:00 - 39:55
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Shiv sings our theme song
Listener emails! Past Sink feedback, comments, and other ramblings. Thanks to all who sent in email!
Bareback Mountain (Shouldn't it be Bareback Mountin'? —Zack) is hitting stores soon! [SO NOT WORKSAFE Link]

39:55 - 40:10
"Fiction Sells" by Steven Gullett

40:11 - 1:09:27
Discussion of The New World, Match Point and Bubble
... as well as the nature of modern cinema and it's future

1:09:28 - 1:09:44
"Romeo" by Steven Gullett

1:09:45 - 1:11:00
Quick cut wrap-up and discussion of The Sink #13 which will be up in 24 hours.

1:11:01 - 1:11:20
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

The Sink #11 - Shivvy Sex Questions

Welcome to the Sink number 11. In this episode we talk to Shivvy, answer all of this week's sex questions and beg for even dirtier ones.

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0:00 - 0:45
Brief intro to this episode by your two lovely hosts.
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

0:45 - 42:23
Answers to your sex questions from Carrie, Zack, Jared and Shiv!
(Submit new sex questions for Sunday night's show!)
Related link: Horse cock (Doesn't it go without saying this is not work safe?)

42:23 - 42:49
"The Answers," by Steven Gullett
(Note: There's a slight glitch during this break with a few seconds of unintended silence. Apologies to Steven and our listeners for truncating this song clip, however the rest of the show doesn't appear to be affected.)

42:49 - 1:03:56
"Three Days Later," an epilogue/wrap-up

1:03:56 - 1:04:15
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

P.S. Remember you can always hear Shivvy weeknights at woxy.com.

The Sink #11

Sorry everyone, but the bonus 'Sink' promised today will be delayed until tomorrow (Thursday) morning, because of poor planning on my part. (What else is new?) So you'll have to wait one more day to get your extra fix of the Sink, this week's sex questions, and an entire show with Shiv!

The Sink #10 - 7-11 Is Always Open & Liz Is Always Sexy

In this episode we welcome back (via telephone) Liz, Ryan and Jared. Plus listener e-mail, some sex talk, and info. on a special bonus "Sink" to come.

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Minute-by-minute breakdown coming later today one day, maybe, if you're lucky, bitches.

The Sink #9 - Elder's Pizza

Welcome to the Sink number nine. In this episode we answer your emails (both normal and dirrrrrrty), we make a random phone call to Zack's cousin, Jared shares more of his hostility towards Hostel, plus more movie discussion ...

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0:00 - 18:20
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Listener emails! Thanks to Liz, Anthony, Papio and Jared for your emails!
Any questions, comments or concers? Email us!
More info on Lucy (thanks Liz!) [Link]

18:21 - 18:50
"Angels Are Never Enough" by Steven Gullett

18:51 - 32:20
Random phone call to Zack's cousin Ryan -- sports, school and Zack's crazy Mormon childhood.
Want us to call you? Email us!

32:21 - 32:50
"Drunks, Junkies and Thieves" by Steven Gullett

32:51 - 56:35
What do you do while listening to The Sink!? Email us a photo or a story.
Jared's hostility towards Hostel
Sex Questions! We answer embarassing, personal, emailed questions about our sex lives. Have a question for us? Email us! We'll answer anything.

56:36 - 57:05
"Some Hearts" by Steven Gullett

57:06 - 1:14:35
Discussion of Breakfast on Pluto
Yet another Brokeback Moutain tangent
Ashlee Simspon at McDonalds tangent [Link]
Discussion of Cache
Wrap up

1:14:36 - 1:15:00
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns" by Steven Gullett

The Sink #8 - Grandma's Hostel on Brokeback Mountain in Munich

Welcome to the Sink number eight. In this episode we talk about lots of movies and beg for your dirtiest sex questions. Maybe we'll podcast our therapy sessions...

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0:00 - 0:16
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

0:16 - 24:41
Listener e-mail, including some on "Brokeback Mountain"
Another "Crash" tangent
Links: Rhionna on "Brokeback"; Shiv's movie journal
Seen "Crash" or "Brokeback Mountain"?

24:41 - 25:40
"Whatever Comes Closest," by Steven Gullett

25:40 - 28:30
Brief news of interest
Link: Pope John Paul's Shooter to Be Released
Link: Utah Theater Cancels 'Brokeback Mountain'

28:30 - 35:10
Our thoughts on "Munich"
Seen it?

35:10 - 46:51
Zack's thoughts on "Hostel"
Seen it?

46:51 - 50:01
Carrie's thoughts on "Grandma's Boy"
Seen it?

50:01 - 50:23
"Whatever Comes Closest," by Steven Gullett

50:23 - 52:39
A plea for your sex questions

52:39 - 53:12
Wrap-up
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

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The Sink #7 - Krazy Phat

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The Sink #6 - Please don't feed the homosexuals

Welcome to episode six of "The Sink." In this episode we discuss our evening with two local pop-culture icons, plus the adventure of seeing Brokeback Mountain with hundreds and hundreds of giggling stereotypes and our views of the movie -- both spoiler-free and chock full o' spoilers.

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0:00 - 12:22
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Hanging with Shivy Shiv and Dusty Smith
Your emails answered live!
Naked Heath Ledger - Not work-safe! [Link]

12:23 - 13:04
"No Humor in Your Smile" by Steven Gullett

13:05 - 40:00
Spoiler-free discussion of Brokeback Mountain
Email Poll: Was Heath Ledger chewing tabacco all through the movie, or was he just making an "I'm serious!" face? -- Email us!

40:01 - 41:01
"Some Hearts" by Steven Gullett

41:02 - 57:01
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER discussion of Brokeback Mountain

57:02 - 57:15
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

Questions, comments or concerns -- Email us!

The Sink #6 - Coming soon (again)...

Hi, everybody!
Hi, Dr. Nick!

This week's Sink will be late again. We'll be recording it late Thursday night and posting it Friday morning. Then we'll be back on schedule with a new Sink Sunday night for Monday morning.

Thanks for your patience, and for listening!

The Sink #5 - Too Many Guest Hosts

In this episode we're joined "in studio" by friends from near and far to discuss everything from pop culture to fun names for little-known sex acts.

There are no breaks in this episode, so buckle in for just under an hour of chatter.

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Links to topics we discussed:
Fun with Dick and Jane [Link]
M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water [Link]
Learn about Archaeology [Link]

A few photos of us recording this episode can be found here.

A special thanks to Papio, Bryan, Jared and Liz!

As always, our theme is "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

Questions, comments or concerns -- Email us!

The Sink #5 - Coming soon...

Sorry everyone, but the new episode will be coming a day late so that we may be joined by the inimitable Caitlin (give it up, ya'll) as our first guest co-host. We're tentatively planning to record the show Monday night instead of the usual Sunday night, which means it will be up by early Tuesday morning.

Update: The next episode will now be recorded Wednesday night and posted early Thursday morning. Thanks for your patience.

The Sink #4 - We see too many goddamn movies

Welcome to episode four of "The Sink." In this episode we discuss King Kong, Syriana, The Squid and the Whale and The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

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0:00 - 17:19
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Our thoughts on King Kong [Link]

17:20 - 17:54
"Indie Rock Girl", by Steven Gullett

17:55 - 32:30
Our thoughts on Syriana [Link]

32:31 - 32:51
"Angels Are Never Enough", by Steven Gullett

32:58 - 52:33
Our thoughts on The Squid and the Whale [Link]

52:34 - 53: 02
"Drunks, Junkies and Thieves", by Steven Gullett

53:03 - 1:09:10
A couple more thoughts on King Kong (hey, it was a loooong movie!)
Our thoughts on The Chonicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [Link] [Link]

1:09:11 - 1:10:12
Wrap-up
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

Question of the day: If you could hear one person's voice for the rest of your life, whose would it be and why? Email us!

The Sink #3 - It's free, OK?

Welcome to episode three of "The Sink." In this episode we discuss Paris Hilton's gigantic vagina, Bareback Mountain, and Black Face Jesus.

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Minute-by-minute breakdown:
0:00 - 2:11
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
It's free, OK?/Nothing to talk about
Show schedule
2:12 - 6:01
Paris Hilton's gigantic vagina [Link] [Link]
6:02 - 16:10
The apparently homosexual LA Film Critics Association [Link]
Bareback Mountain
16:11 - 16:42
Music: "The Answers," by Steven Gullett
16:43 - 22:49
Heath Ledger toils in antiquity
Zack digs "Catholic movies"
Mormon movies
Shoutout to Caitlin
Your thoughts on Brokeback Mountain - email us!
22:50 - 31:36
Radio vs Podcast
Faking it on Wikipedia [Link]
Black Face Jesus cares about the Earth [Link] [Link]
What would Black Face Jesus Do? Email us!
Wrap-up
Closing theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

The Sink #2 - A Very Jewey Podcast

Welcome to episode two of "The Sink."

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0:00 - 6:04
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
What's the deal with DaytonDailyNews.com?
Show schedule
6:04 - 15:00
Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays [Link]
15:00 - 22:46
10 things Zack learned from the first show
How you can support the show
22:46 - 25:17
An Army of One Gun Per Capita [Link]
25:17 - 33:18
Coke + Coffee = Brittle bones [Link]
The end of Zack's irrational fear of Roomba
How to Deal is not an instructional video
33:18 - 33:53
Music: "The Answers," by Steven Gullett
33:53 - 38:18
Mel Gibson's Holocaust miniseries [Link]
38:18 - 39:41
Nicole and D'jam no more [Link]
39:41 - 41:42
Prince is fucking crazy, apparently
41:42 - 44:55
"My Humps" is just the worst song ever
44:55 - 52:12
25 years since John Lennon was murdered
Ron Rollins hates "Imagine" [Link]
52:12 - 52:53
Music from Songs About Them & Me & You, by Steven Gullett
52:53 - 1:05:08
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic
Why Dusty Smith is so much cooler than we are
1:05:08 - 1:06:53
Wrap-up
Closing theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

P.S.: Here's some photos of us doing the show.