The Sink

The Sink #89 - Kidzbopian Kerplokenstudenstein

2011-03-20T02:14:00.000-07:00

OK, kids, sorry it's been another couple weeks since a new episode went up. My plan to make time to edit this episode while travelling went awry for a few reasons, not the least of which was that I neglected to throw the raw audio onto my flash drive.

Welcome to episode 89 of The Sink! This is the first of two episodes we've got banked. My plan is to get the next one up in the next couple days so that we can move on to a fresh episode, which we may record any day now, so get your emails in! In this episode, we cover emails from Cindy, Shmoo and Neal, talk about all sorts of other stuff, plus music by Nine Inch Nails and post-podcast discussion after the exit music; an email from Liz is forthcoming in the next episode.

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We're recording another new episode soon, so get your emails in!

The Sink #87 & #88 - Special Double Issue!

2011-03-06T13:42:00.000-08:00

Welcome to a special double episode of The Sink -- #87 ("Four Months Later...") and #88 ("Damn You, Billy Zane!"). As you may recall, last week's Oscar episode actually took place in the middle of a massive two-and-a-half-hour recording session. These two episodes (split around the 52:30 mark) are the rest of that session. We cover emails from Cindy, Shmoo and Liz, plus music by Nine Inch Nails, and talk about all sorts of other stuff.

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We're recording another new episode tonight, so get your emails in soon!

The Sink #86 - Oscar Edition

2011-02-27T16:58:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #86! As I mention in the intro, this is actually the middle section of a marathon two-and-a-half-hour recording session, but it's Oscar focused, so we wanted to get it up as close to the Oscars as possible. (And you can't get much closer than two minutes before the ceremony starts!) Also under discussion are SNL's Meryl Streep on Ice and some other topics.

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Look for the remainder of our conversation to be posted in the next week, and we'll be recording again next weekend, too, so submit your emails by March 5!

The Sink #85 - Polygamy and the Social Network

2010-11-07T17:38:00.001-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #85! Sorry for the delay... yet again. We recorded this in early October, and now a month later I've finally gotten around to editing and posting it. A shame, too, since IMHO this is a really good episode (admittedly its one flaw is that there's not enough Tony) — if you only listen to one episode of "The Sink" all year ... well then fuck you, too, buddy. Other than the eponymous topics of discussion, we cover Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work and "The A-List: New York," read an email from Shmoo, and more!

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There be MINOR SPOILERS for The Social Network. Here's the breakdown:
0:00 - 0:12 Intro and Shmoo's email (video games, etc.)
0:12 - 0:35 Polygamy and "Sister Wives"
0:35 - 0:54 The Social Network
0:54 - 1:09 Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, "The A-List: New York," Halloween costumes and other random topics
1:09 - 1:10 Easter eggs / Outtakes

Don't forget to email us your thoughts; we're going to record a new episode some time in the next couple of weeks (probably in the middle of the month).

The Sink #84 - Not Everything Jared Says Is The Title Part 2

2010-09-27T21:30:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #84! Sorry for the delay, again; it's a few days after I intended to have part two up. We recorded this episode a week ago, as explained in the intro to the previous episode. Get your emails in to thesinkpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. soon for our next new episode, which we plan to record the weekend of October 1.

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There be SPOILERS for the just-aired season of "True Blood," including the season finale.

The Sink #83 - Your Quality Is Bad: Part 1

2010-09-19T21:24:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #83! First of all, sorry for the delay. We recorded this episode a week ago, but difficulties with Skype led us to stop recording only halfway through your emails, with plans to pick up where we left off three days later. We did, and rambled on for more than another hour. Therefore, in our tweets and Facebook updates, we've been referring to this as a two-parter. (Part two will appear no later than September 25.) Here is the first of them, in which we discuss Resident Evil: Afterlife, the Saw Series, video games, Jared's taste in men, the horror marathon, and more.

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There be NO SPOILERS!

Plus! Free your mind for a post-show outtake!

The Sink #82 - What's Bullet Point Number Two?

2010-09-06T20:43:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #82! Featuring special guests Jessifer and Patrick, what this Sink lacks in audio quality (we had to improvise with a single iPhone doing the job of four microphones), it makes up in a surplus of awesomeness and good humor. Thanks as always for your emails. Keep an eye on the Twitter for news of our next recording date, but to be safe, better get your emails in by Saturday morning, September 11.

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There be SPOILERS (albeit minor ones) for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Yes, really!

Props! Our closing music is a clip from Jonathan Coulton's song, "Flickr," which (like all his music) is released under Creative Commons. It's a small, Sink-sized tribute to Cindy and Neal, who are celebrating two years of matrimony even as we post this episode. Happy anniversary, you crazy kids!

Related Links:

Don't Even Reply (AKA Emails from an Asshole)
You can use the Google to find pictures of Pete Wentz's penis and the Photoshop'd covers of Rolling Stone.
You can follow Marshall Allman and Allan Hyde on Twitter. They play Tommy Merlotte (Sam's super-hot brother) and the delicious Godric, respectively, on TV's "True Blood."
Cindy's Photo-a-Day Project on Flickr

Don't miss! An all-Jared edition of outtakes at the tail end of the podcast.

The Sink #81 - I Have a Feeling Liz Knows How to Handle Herself

2010-08-28T20:57:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #81! We recorded a day earlier than we originally planned, so apologies to those of you who didn't get a chance to submit an email. (We're staring longingly through our telescope at you, Dr. Andrei!) We'll be recording our next episode some time over Labor Day weekend (if we can swing it, we'll be joined by special guests Jessifer and Patrick), so be sure to get your carefully crafted missives in by Friday, September 3.

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There be SPOILERS for this week's "Project Runway" and le grande finale of "The Hills." Isn't this crazy how all this is happening while Lauren is gone?

Props! Eternal and continued thanks to Steven Gullett for the use of his beloved song, "Lovers and Clowns," which I like to think will one day appear on a compilation of his work as "Lovers and Clowns (Theme from The Sink)."

Related Links:

Zack's review of Watchmen is available on his seldom-updated blog (and also, for the time being at least, here with comments from Dayton Daily News readers)
Secret Signals: How Some Men Cruise for Sex - ABC News
The "Lost" cat chain letter from Liz's email
The Oatmeal presents Twilight
Watch "The IT Crowd" on Netflix

Don't miss! A musical shout-out to Jared before the outtakes at the tail end of the podcast.

Technical note: Although our volume levels are much more consistent this episode, there are some occasional issues with Carrie's microphone that we didn't really notice until we were editing. On the other hand, that very occasional crackling you hear is Jared's beard rubbing against his headset. We'll force him to shave before the next episode or something.

The Sink #80 - After 2 1/2 Years, We Have Nothing To Talk About

2010-08-23T23:04:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #80! With less than 24 hours notice, we somehow managed to elicit five reader emails, powered through a nasty stomach bug, and (in spite of the title) eked out nearly 90 minutes of raw material. We've whittled that down to a more manageable hour-'n'-change to return with the first new episode of "The Sink" in a whopping 896 days! On top of that: Only 10 minutes of the show is dedicated to "Lost" — can you believe it?!

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There be SPOILERS for Inception and episodes that have already aired of "Lost," "Top Chef," and "Project Runway." We also spend the last segment of the show discussing this week's episode of "True Blood," spoilers and all. (There was a FUTURE spoiler for "True Blood," too, but we bleeped that out for you.)

Technical note: Tony and Zack are a little quieter than Carrie and Jared. Overall, I think we're pretty happy with the audio quality, but this was definitely the one sore spot we noticed in post-production. Sorry. We'll make sure it's fixed for our next show. Whenever that is.

Related Links:

Alternate Titles:

It's 5 inches, look at that...
If i've learned one thing, it's do not offend your audience

Don't miss! Jared's inexplicable sex noise while eating at the 1:42 mark!

The Sink #79 - I forgot you were gay for a second

2008-03-11T21:53:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #79! One listener email (thanks Liz!) with a bunch of movie and politics talk. Didja miss us!?

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Related Links:

The King of Kong

Falafel

Nintendo Cereal System

Jimmy Kimmel is Fucking Ben Affleck

Free Radio

The Sink #78 - Hey, we don't have a title yet ...

2008-02-09T22:34:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #78! A couple listener emails, a smattering of movie and tv discussion and way too much about Lost and the WGA.

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Related Links:

Hugh Dancy, the good-looking guy in Evening

HARDAC, the giant evil computer from Batman The Animated Series

Robin, Batman's faithful side-kick

The WGA's tentative agreement

The Orchid Station Lost video

The Sink #77 - I'm allergic to the condom not The Rock

2008-01-06T21:25:00.001-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #77! It's a movie bonanza! We discuss Shoot 'Em Up, I Am Legend, Juno, National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets, The Savages and Atonement -- plus a few listener emails!

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Related Links:

Game Over, fun videos of people recreating classic video games

Uwe Boll is the world's worst filmmaker.

The Sink #76 - Penile Dry Heave

2008-01-04T23:44:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #76! Happy New Year Sink listeners! This episode we discuss Sweeney Todd, toilet seat etiquette, Shmoo's dream analyzing skills and a bunch more listener email.

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Related Links:

More info on FDR

The trailer for There Will Be Blood

We plan to record another new episode on Sunday night (to "air" Monday morning) wherein we discuss the following movies: I Am Legend, Juno, National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets, Savages and Atonement. So, get those emails in!

The Sink #75 - Soft Serve Chocolate Polio

2007-12-15T22:50:00.001-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #75! Busy schedules have kept us from you, dear listener, but we're back! A smattering of listener email and lots of talk about genitals, feces and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Miss us? Of course you did.

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Related Links:

A Wikipedia journey from FDR to Poliomyelitis to Fecal-Oral Route to Coprophilia

Dancing Turkey Card

Electric Orifice Orchestra

Alternate Show Titles:

My Penis Has Post-Nasal Drip

Penis In The Snow

Isn't That How FDR Got Polio?

The Sink #74 - I can't lube my left foot

2007-11-04T00:57:00.001-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #74! This week's episode is a bit longer than normal -- despite only a few listener emails! We discuss a whole bunch of movies and television shows as well as our usual bantering and off-topic wit.

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Related Links:

Wikipedia's entry on 'Wicked'

Joss Whedon talks about his new show 'Dollhouse'

Mike Meyers' latest project, 'The Love Guru'

'Meet The Robinsons'

The 'Dances with Wolves' sequel 'The Holy Road'

Kevin Costner's filmogoraphy

'The TV Set'

'Vantage Point'

'The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford'

Shirtless at Abercrombie

Trailer for 'Wanted'

The Sink #73 - Subincision

2007-10-18T00:27:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #73! Long time no Sink! Our busy schedules finally open up enough for a new Sink to emerge. This episode we read a few listener email, talk about The First Ever Little Art Horror Fest, Elizabeth: The Golden Age and Zack winds up on the floor, in the fetal position, screaming. Listen to find out why!

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Related Links:

The Little Art Horror Fest

Vitiligo

The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Dr. Andrei's bio

Blow Job Tips courtesy of Papio

Jonathan Martinez

Subincision (Not, in any way, safe for work!)

The Sink #72 - Booking A Flight, Question Mark

2007-09-20T20:02:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #72! Our technical difficulties continue, so we're live from Jared's laptop once again! This week we discuss The Darjeeling Limited, Liz and Colin's sex life, plus a smattering of listener email.

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Related Links:

Colin's email to The Sink - you can't tell where his email ends and where the ad begins!

Wing Sings

The Sink #71 - Fuck you, I'm balding!

2007-08-26T01:34:00.000-07:00

Despite our technical difficulties, welcome to The Sink #71! Broadcasting live from Jared's computer (since we figured out the problems lies in the mic jack in my laptop) we discuss our generous benefactors, Superbad, The Bourne Ultimatum, Zac Efron, Daniel Radcliffe, a large penis support group, and how Boba Fett has become way too emo.

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Related Links:

Daniel Radcliffe, hairy biker/baby Hitler

The Large Penis Support Group forum

Also, if you're so inclined, pray for us!

Technical difficulties ...

2007-08-22T20:59:00.000-07:00

The Sink is having technical difficulties. Our soundboard seems to have died on us, which is bad because its very important and expensive.

Pray for us.

The Sink #70 A - The Harry Potter Half

2007-08-05T15:09:00.003-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #70 A! Almost a full hour of spoiler-tasitc discussion of the fifth Harry Potter movie and the seventh (and final) Harry Potter Book. Don't listen if you don't want to be spoiled!

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Related Links:

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Sink #70 - The Non-Harry Potter Half

2007-08-05T15:09:00.001-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #70! Neal, Cindy, Caitlin and (as always) Jared join us this week. We discuss The San Diego Comic Con as well as a bunch of movies we've recently seen: Sunshine, The Simpsons Movie, Hairspray, and probably a few more I can't remember.

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Related Link:

Jared is internet famous!

The Sink #69 - Questionable taste

2007-07-17T00:17:00.001-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #69! We celebrate our 69th show with a smattering of sex questions from our favorite listeners. Also, despite our best efforts, we briefly discuss Harry Potter and Voldermort's genetalia.

Sexy!

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A milestone!

2007-07-16T10:25:00.000-07:00

The Sink will soon (and by soon, I mean probably tonight) be celebrating its 69th episode, so we need the dirtiest, most nasty questions/stories/comments you can dig up.

Send them our way, dear listeners! Email us!

thesink@butterjesus.com

The Sink #68 - Fake Working Title

2007-07-07T01:25:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #68! This week we discuss Black Sheep, Transformers and Sicko. We do our best to not talk about Harry Potter and briefly entertain theories of what exactly The Untitled J.J. Abrams Project is really about. And, as always, listener email.

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Related Links:

Pixar's live action feature film

Avril gets sued

Ultimate Fighting is so gay.

Ratatouille ratatouille recipe

The Untitled J.J. Abrams Project

Support Steven!

2007-06-26T21:34:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone!

Take a quick second to go here and vote for The Sink's theme song creator, Steven Gullett's band (The American Static) to play Lollapalooza this year!

It only takes a second and it would be a tremendous help to this awesome Dayton, OH band.

You can vote once a day, so vote early and vote often.

Thanks! :)

#67 - Mutant Child Birthing Massacre

2007-06-25T23:11:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #67! Lengthy discussion of 1408 (the new movie based on a Stephen King short story), plus a couple listener emails, a few trailers we're really excited about, as well as a gigantic penis. Oh and Shmoo!

*Beware 1408 spoilers from 23:13 to 1:03:25*
Yeah, we talked about it for a while. Sorry!

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Related Links:

Lauren Graham on Conan (well, part of it)

The Invasion

Black Sheep

Pepto Bismol Monsters

The "Perfect" Penis (Not Safe For Work!)

#66 - Insert Title Here

2007-06-19T21:06:00.001-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #66! Further discussion of Jared's latex allergy plus our thoughts on Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Kocked Up, Sunshine and Live Free or Die Hard.

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Related Links:

Info on the Silver Surfer

The Bat Bike

Sunshine trailer

Live Free or Die Hard trailer

#65 - Leggo my Vago

2007-06-11T21:07:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #65! Cindy joins us again this week! We discuss Jared's developing allergy to latex and how that will effect his non-existent sex life, as well as our usual pop culture jibber jabber.

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Related Link:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Deluxe Edition cover art

#64 - Luring pinatas into my garden

2007-05-26T00:48:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #64! Cindy, Neal and Phil join us again this week! We celebrate the return of Shmoo's always hilarious emails, discuss Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End and a smattering of sex talk featuring female ejaculation!

Beware of Pirates of the Carribean spoilers around minute 22.

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Related Links:

Rosie O'Donnell will not return to 'The View'

A recap of Thursday's preempted 'View'

Squirt Porn examples: 1 and 2 (Obviously NSFW)

#63 - Scat Par-taaay!

2007-05-11T23:42:00.001-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #63! Cindy, Neal and Phil join us this week! A few listener emails, discussion of Spider-Man 3 and various popular television shows. Also, find out which one of us would love to sleep with Shmoo!

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Related Links:
There are none because I couldn't find that picture of a guy with two penises Jared was talking about. Though a Google-image search for "two penises" is boatloads of fun.

#62 - Giant Asian Penis

2007-05-01T21:35:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #62! Oh what fun Google will have with this week's show title. Disucssion of various television shows (with an emphasis on the Adult Swim upfronts), strange talk of the beast from The Host and a little bit 'o sex talk.

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Related Links:

Adult Swim Upfronts

The Host vs Winky the Frog

Robot Chicken: Star Wars trailer

The awesome gasian boyband DBSK performing Rising Sun.
Watch for the hot dog!

#61 - I'm done, but I'm not finished yet

2007-04-24T21:44:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #61! More on the topic of sex, plus email and discussion of Hot Fuzz.

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Related Link:

Pete Wentz's penis

#60 - Sextacular!

2007-04-16T00:10:00.001-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #60! Sex sex sex sex sex! The ever awesome Caitlin sent in our sexual astrologies -- hilarity ensues.

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Related Link:

Lemon Party (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
If that doesn't work, check the google cache here

Colonel Angus:

#59 - I Spy A Gay

2007-04-15T23:39:00.001-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #59! Brief discussion of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, Black Christmas, and Grindhouse as well as an interesting theory about Lost and, of course, listener email.

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Related Links:

Gaysted

Felching

Lost, The Garden of Eden?

Stock trailers

Gay Torrents

Cherry Coke Zero

Gay Asian Boy Bands

#58 - Cat Fancy vs The Jesus-Come-Latelys

2007-04-01T00:21:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #58! Listener email, duscussion of Blades of Glory, plus our plans for Grindhouse.

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Related Links:

PG-Rated 300

Tia Carrere

Cat Fancy

#57 - Orange Soda Day

2007-03-20T01:45:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #57! Jared is sleepy which means he's hilarious. A few listener email and further discussion of 300 and Jason's Junk.

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Related Links:

Rodrigo Santoro from Lost played Xerxes in 300

Wedding Wars

Night Court Intro

The Oxford International Film Festival

#56 - We were on a subject?

2007-03-12T00:51:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #56! Liz came to visit! And Papio too! We briefly discuss Fast Food Nation and spend an egregious amount of time talking about 300. Arguments and spoilers ahoy!

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Related Links:

Fast Food Nation

#55 - Wait, her last name is Anatomy?

2007-03-06T03:37:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #55! We're back with a wee bit late discussion of the Oscars, as well as our usual banter about movies, Jared's grooming habits and listener email. Also, Zack explains why he started eating meat again.

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Related Links:

Jared got a haircut!

Oscar Party Pictures

Cindy's own private Oscar party

Harry Potter's naked ass

A (probably fake) picture of Harry Potter's blurred-out penis

#54 - An Egg That Goes On Forever

2007-02-19T23:54:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #54! Cindy and Neal join us exactly one year after they met! Awwwwwwwww! A few listener emails and lots of Oscar discussion. Good times!

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Related Links:

TVLand Myths and Legends

College Saga

Submit Your Oscar Ballot!

Zack's Baked Phone: 1 | 2

#53 - Freedom Tips

2007-02-12T23:07:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #53! A few listener emails, brief discussion of Hannibal Rising and scandal in Zack's family. Plus our usual witty repartee.

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Related Links:

Football underpants

Blue-collar crime

Urinal.net

#52 - Sing It, Tyra!

2007-02-05T22:59:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #52! We have a clutch of listener email, brief discussion of The Holiday, Jesus Camp, Letters From Iwo Jima, and Notes on a Scandal, plus our usual shenanigans.

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Related Links:

My Daddy Loves Football More Than Me

Bill O' Reilly, Five Shitty Movies and Cameron Diaz on The Best Page in the Universe

One Picture Every Day

Waitangi Day

Daniel Radcliff (aka Harry Potter) will appear naked in the West End revival of Equues -- yes, there are promo photos

Oh, and also:

#51 - Long time, no Sink

2007-01-22T00:01:00.001-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #51! We're baaaaaaack! A smattering of listener email plus discussion of the following movies: Children of Men, Army of Shadows, Dreamgirls, Pan's Labyrinth and Perfume.

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Related Links:

The Sarah Silverman Program

Wiibrator

Stephen Lynch's 'Ugly Baby'

Pachelbel Rant

Go Commando!

#50 - Short and Sleepy

2006-12-25T05:41:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #50! This episode we celebrate our semicentennial with Jared, Papio, Cindy, Neal, Tony and Liz! With no email to speak of and a little bit of sleepiness, this Sink proves to be our most boring yet! Sounds exciting, doesn't it!?

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Related Links:

Dick In A Box - Justin Timberlake's best work

Positive - The AIDS video we discussed

#49 - Top Secret Coffee

2006-12-24T04:42:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #49! This episode of The Sink we welcome Caitlin in the role of Jared (who is present but not able to come to the microphone). We talk about stuff like the Wiimote wrist-strap recall, the treachery of Gmail, Golden Globe nominations, book recommendations for Dr. Andrei and what not to get Jared for Christmas.

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Related Links: Thanks Jared!

Wiimote wrist-strap recall

Willy Warmers

Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn

#47 - Lobster Holocaust

2006-12-11T21:21:00.000-08:00

Before I get to this week's show, I just want to take a moment to commemorate the first anniversary of The Sink, which passed recently without fanfare. What started out as a prototype for DaytonDailyNews.com has morphed into the 47 unbelievably dirty discussions that we all know and love. We recorded that prototype and first published it (to a limited LJ-based audience; it never saw the light of day at the DDN) on November 21, 2005.

A few weeks later, Carrie and I sat down to do the show again -- this time just for ourselves and our friends. We recorded the controversial (RR! John Lennon!) second episode on December 9, 2005 (one year to the day before we recorded episode 47!), and our third on December 12, 2005 (one year ago to the day that I'm finally posting this).

To celebrate The Sink's first anniversary, here's the very first episode (originally F-Locked) -- the one we did for the DDN. [I sound retarded in this episode, because I had headphones on the whole time, and couldn't get used to the time delay.]

Anyway (and I'm sure the rest of The Sink crew agrees), I just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you for listening and writing e-mails and donating. It's been a lot of fun doing this show, and we're still having just as much fun (if not more) as the day we started. So thanks, and keep the e-mails coming!

Welcome to The Sink #47! This episode features built-in audio commentary, Cindy's wrath, talk about Blood Diamond, more infantastic microwave tips, the music of Jonathan Coulton, and much much more!

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There was so much material from this week's "session," that I'm tentatively planning to assemble a special bonus episode for later this week. (So that's why this week's episode kind of trails off.)

Here's the links from this week's episode:

A woman shoots a Nerf football out of her vagina in this video.
Start your own lobster holocaust with the CrustaStun.
German researchers are hard at work on a spray-on condom. Read about it here, then check out the white board illustration in this video from Swiss television.

The Next Episode of The Sink

2006-12-10T23:28:00.000-08:00

Hey, Sink listeners... I've been entrusted with editing and posting this week's episode, which easily explains why it hasn't been posted yet. (That combined with me being laid up on the couch all day, sick with an increasingly awful cold.) Anyway, I'll be working on it soon and I hope to post it some time tomorrow.

The Sink #46 - Nippon!

2006-12-02T02:09:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #46! This episode of The Sink is once again brought to you by Dr. Andrei Smyslov as well as Miss Caitlin. Listener email and discussion of The Fountain, plus some early Oscar picks and, um, the Japanese people. Yeah.

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Related Links:

Strangely, there weren't any. Hm.

Sorry we're so irregular as of late and thank you for your continued, uh, listenership. Is that a word? No? Well it is now.

The Sink #45 - Rectory

2006-11-14T02:57:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #45! This episode of The Sink is brought to you by Dr. Andrei Smyslov. Listener email and discussion of Borat, The Queen and Stranger Than Fiction as well as Zack and Tony's take on a Robert Altman film festival.

Sorry we're so irregular as of late and thank you for your continued, uh, listenership. Is that a word? No? Well it is now.

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Related Links:

Neil Patrick Harris' boyfriend is pretty cute (he's on the left of NPH)

Liz in Europe

The Sink #44 - Cheese 'n Bacon Paper

2006-10-26T01:51:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #44! A smattering of listener email and a ton of movie discussion including spoiler-tastic talk of Marie Antoinette, The Prestige, Flags of Our Fathers, Shortbus and Man of the Year.

Unexpected break music "Closet Disco Dancer' by The Red Elvises.

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Related Links:

The meaning of Fergie's 'London Bridge'
(Thanks Numbers Lass!)

Chuck Palahniuk's October Fanmail Window!
Write to the creator of Fight Club before the end of the month and you're pretty much guaranteed a response!

The Sink #43 - How come every time you come around ...

2006-10-04T00:41:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #43! Lots of listener email, an extremely annoying song and a brief discussion of Jackass: Number Two.

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Related Links:

The 'I Heart Papio' LJ Community

Space Mutiny

Get Jared Laid '06 Video on YouTube

Hope is Emo

Tiki Bar TV

The Sink #42 - Here's another reason why I like the British

2006-09-30T01:28:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #42! In this episode Jared is pretty damn drunk while we read listener email and briefly discuss The Science of Sleep.

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Related Links:

Xtra Pine's Cleaning Hunk

Flight of the Navigator, Battle Beyond the Stars, and The Black Hole

The Science of Sleep

Zack and Tony's DVD Blowout Sale!

Weird Al Yankovic's White and Nerdy, which we really didn't talk about, but it's fantastic.

The Sink #41, Part Two - You had me at 'came' ...

2006-09-21T01:58:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #41, Part Two! This is the last half of our evening with Shiv.

Enjoy!

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Related Links:

Naked celebrities

Umm I can't remember if we mentioned any other links, lol, sorry! :)

The Sink #41, Part One - Shiv is in da hizzouse!

2006-09-20T20:45:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #41, Part One! Shiv came up from Florence (ya'll!) to visit The Sink and we wound up with three hours of hilarity. I split the show into two roughly 90 minute parts for easier consumption. Heres part one, part two will be posted tomorrow!

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Related Links:

Naked celebrities

Umm I can't remember if we mentioned any other links, lol, sorry! :)

The Sink #40 - An eggplant load of email

2006-09-13T00:13:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #40! In this episode we discuss a few movies we saw recently, read lots of email and watch an incredibly disgusting video.

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Related Links:

The Incredibly Disgusting Video - SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Fuck you, Jack: The Life and Art of Vern

Skiviez Stretch Pouch Briefs

The Sink #39 - Cindy says 'Fuck You'

2006-09-06T00:24:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #39! In this episode, we, uh, talk. And Cindy swears!

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We probably mentioned some links, but I can't remember. :)

The Sink #38 - GFE kids, GFE

2006-08-27T23:19:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #38! In this episode we read listener email and discuss Idlewild, and Accepted, plus we debut 'The Sink Mix' by Mister Craig.

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Related links:

The Sink Mix by Mister Craig

Snakes on a Plane music video (Unedited!)

Beth Prime's Scotland LJ

Bibleman

The Sink #37 - All the good stuff happens

2006-08-24T23:29:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #37! In this episode we discuss The Fast and the Furious 3 and, briefly Snakes on a Plane. But, mostly we read listener email.

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Related links:

Dirty shadow puppets (Thanks Craig)

CBS needs to watch this movie called Crash

Shmoo was mistaken for a "special child" in this photo. Haha!

Email us suggestions of movies to mock (à la MST3K)!

Sink Delay

2006-08-20T23:09:00.000-07:00

The Sink has been on a bit of a delay as of late -- life and work are taking up our time. We promise to be back soon! Keep the emails coming!

No 'Sink' this week

2006-08-14T04:48:00.000-07:00

If there's a 'Sink' this week, it won't be 'til late Thursday night. Next week's 'Sink' won't be Sunday night either (probably Tuesday).

Bear with us everyone. Things are just crazy around here.

The Sink #36 - Bryan drives and Moe uses conditioner

2006-08-07T01:10:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #36! In this episode we discuss Clerks II, Talladega Nights and The Descent. And, of course, listener email.

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Related links:

Mukhtar Safarov: The guy with a giant cock. SO NOT WORKSAFE! (Thanks Craig!)

Innocence Betrayed: A series by the Dayton Daily News

The Sink #35 - Are you dead yet?

2006-08-01T20:41:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #35! We're baaaaaaaaaack! This week: reader emails and our usual hilarious pop culture-tastic conversation.

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Related links:

Chuck E. Cheese employee accused of molestation

Brandon Routh's brown eyes

Grandpa's Cheese Barn!

Angry welder levels town

Carrie's purple hair

V for Vendetta thing

The Sink #34 - Crumpets

2006-07-11T00:50:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Sink #34! We talked about a lot of stuff in this episode, but we're all too buzzed after celebrating Jared's birthday to really remember.

Oh wait! I remember one: Babembe.

Enjoy! :)

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The Sink #33 - But Steve gives better head

2006-07-02T21:51:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #33! This week: Spoiler-tastic discussion of Superman Returns and The Devil Wears Prada, a few listener emails and an apology about last week's Sink along with all the usual tangents and hilarity.

A super big special thank you to Neal for donating a microphone to the show!

We heart you Neal!

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Related links:

Left of Center on MySpace

Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer

The Sink #32 - Zero-G Jello Fight

2006-06-28T13:14:00.000-07:00

At long last, the lost Sink!

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The Sink #31 - That's Ricockulous

2006-06-18T10:27:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #31! This week: Carrie remembers which Sink we're up to. None of you fuckers e-mail us (except for Dr. Andrei). The Lake House. And Liz and Chris invent a new word.

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Related links:

Ratatouille trailer
Save Screech's House (which we didn't talk about, but it's worth a look-see!)
(Creepy) Back to the Future FanFic

The Sink #30 - Touch nothing but the lamp

2006-06-11T02:09:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #30! This week: more discussion of X3, a brief discussion of The Notorious Bettie Page and, of course, listener email.

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Related links:

Too Much Light Makes Baby Go Blind

Personal body shaver ad from Liz's friend Chris. Slightly not worksafe!

The Cherry Scented Pocket Pussy. Obviously, not worksafe! Thanks Archaeology Beth.

Sign the petition to get X-Men The Animated Series on DVD!

Sign the petition to get Spider-Man The Animated Series on DVD!

Tony's friend Andrew dressed as Storm and completely terrified.

E-mail us with your opinion of which of this week's "hosts" would be the best lay -- Zack, Tony, Carrie, Cindy, Jared or Papio?

Reminder

2006-06-09T06:12:00.000-07:00

Just a reminder that "The Sink" will be recorded on Saturday this week (and all subsequent weeks), so get those e-mails to us post-haste!

The Sink #29 - There are no vaginas in my pockets

2006-05-31T20:46:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #29! This week we catch up on hilarious listener email and discuss X-Men: The Last Stand (aka X3).

Our discussion of X3 is chock full 'o spoilers, so if you don't want anything ruined for you, turn off The Sink after the musical interlude (around 50 minutes in).

Cindy and (as always) Jared join us "in stufice".

Our intro is, as always, "Lovers and Clowns" by Steven Gullett.
Interlude and outro music for this week's show by Jonathan Coulton.

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Related Links:

The hilarious JoeyandDavid.com, the Douche-Ups commercial is particularly fantastic.

Fabio's Kitchen of Love, the "Passionate Poetry" section is way too much fun to play with.

Flow: Archaeology Beth's addictive game.

Archaeology Beth: Beerwench!

Listen to more lovely Jonathan Coulton music here!

Addendum

2006-05-27T21:53:00.000-07:00

Hi kids, Carrie here.

We won't be doing The Sink this week, as Zack said, because Time Warner sucks ass ... but we also won't be doing one on the usual day next week.

Jared and I will be in Virginia celebrating Satan next week, so we'll fire off a show before we leave town.

So expect your next dose of The Sink to appear here June 1st!

Keep those e-mails comin'!

'The Sink' is off this week

2006-05-27T17:15:00.000-07:00

Just a reminder that we're taking a week off, and for lots of reasons. Tony and I are moving Monday, so there's lots of prep going on for that. Plus, the stufice is currently without an internet connection -- another casualty of me moving out (and of Time Warner's stupidity).

Keep those e-mails coming and we'll see you next week, when we'll record from the new apartment. (I promise pictures, too.)

The Sink #28 - More popular than Jesus

2006-05-21T22:20:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #28! This week we have listener email, discussion of The DaVinci Code and proof that we are, in fact, more popular than Jesus.

Cindy and (as always) Jared join us "in studio".

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Related links:

Fleshlight Videos - NOT WORKSAFE!

HRH Princess Jared

Proof that we are more popular than Jesus

Don't forget to email us to weigh in on whose fantasy is creepier: Archeology Beth's Snape fetish or Liz's V (from V for Vendetta) fetish!

Feel free to e-mail us with any other questions, comments or concerns. Bitches.

The Sink #27 - Mmm. Hip Bacon.

2006-05-15T00:03:00.000-07:00

Plans changed and we were able to record a show on the usual day this week. Thanks for listening! :)

Welcome to The Sink #27! This week we call Liz and join her on a beer run, discussion of the (disgusting) "Fleshlilght" and of course listener email.

Cindy and (as always) Jared join us "in sutdio".

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Related Links:

The Fleshlight (NOT WORKSAFE!)

Dr. Andrei Smyslov's reimagined Jared

The Sink #26 - Heroes in a half shell

2006-05-07T22:52:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #26! This week we have a good bunch of listener email as well as discussion of United 93, Mission: Impossible III, American Dreamz and Dave Chapelle's Block Party.

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Related Links:

WoodenDildo.com (Obviously NOT WORKSAFE!)
Sadly, the footage of Robbie Williams shaking his junk has been taken down, but someone took screenshots of it here (again, NOT WORKSAFE!)

Cindy's Links:

Are you Afraid of the Dark? Episodes:
Hey Dude!
Salute Your Shorts
Space Cases Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
The opening to Disney's Flash Forward (featuring Ben Foster, Angel from the new X-Men movie)

Feel free to e-mail us with any questions, comments or concerns. Bitches.

The Sink #25 - I can't lick my lips romantically

2006-04-30T21:19:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #25! Back from a week off, we have a bit of listener email, discussion of Silent Hill and other hijinks.

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Related Links:

Practice Swallowing (NOT WORKSAFE!)

Red vs Blue

The Omen trailer

Wikipedia entry on Silent Hill

Do You Take It ... ? by The Wet Spots (NOT WORKSAFE!)

The Sink #24 - (I Feel) The Semen Inside You

2006-04-18T22:45:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #24! Lots of listener email, discussion of Thank You For Smoking, HBO's Big Love, Jared's weird dream and Zack's future as a Sexual Televangelist.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint:
For shot #39: The monitors pictured are security feeds of a department store as seen from an elevated vent. So, what movie would involve a person small enough to fit in a vent spying on the security office of a department store? Guessing for this shot will be extended to Friday 4/21!

Related links:

Neon Genesis Evangelion - Death & Rebirth/The End of Evangelion

The full text of Shmoo's voting email

Godfrey Cheshire's The Death of Film/The Decay of Cinema
From The New York Press, August 26th 1999

A Happy (early) Birthday to Moe from The Sink!

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink Is Delayed Again

2006-04-16T23:48:00.000-07:00

Sorry, kids. My fault again. (No big surprise there, I know.)

Look for it late Monday night again.

The Sink #23 - Untitled

2006-04-10T22:19:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #23.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint:
For shot #34: The hand visible in this shot belongs to the star of the movie in last weeks Shot by Shot Clue of the Week.

Cindy's Snail Mail:

An interview with WOXY's rad music director, Matt Shiv
by Sean Morrison

Get stuck in must see TV
by Sinkophant Cindy Rittinger (aka Little Miss Cindy Lou Who)

The Sink delay...

2006-04-10T00:56:00.000-07:00

New Sink will be posted Tuesday morning instead of the usual Monday. Sorry, kids...

In the meantime, check out that Get Jared Laid video Cindy sent us.

Cindy's 'Get Jared Laid' Video

2006-04-09T00:53:00.000-07:00

The Sink #22 - O come all ye Sinkcophants

2006-04-03T01:46:00.000-07:00

Welcome to The Sink #22. Reader emails, further discussion of V for Vendetta/the nature of terrorism and, as always, Jared.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint:

Shot #27, this movie has been mentioned a few times on The Sink, most memorably when we got an email from a listener in Australia. Thumbtacks and string and a really cool shot involving a bathroom medicine cabinet mirror.

Links:

Prisoner pat-down misses gun hidden in body cavity

Don't shoot the puppy!

The 'Get Jared Laid' MySpace Group!

Don't forget to e-mail us ... especially if it's to join us in yelling at Shmoo for not voting.

The Sink #21 - Surprisingly short, meandering Sink

2006-03-27T00:56:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Sink #21. Short, and not exactly sweet with a handful of email, V for Vendetta and delicious daiquiris.

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Jared's Shot By Shot hint can be heard around the thirty minute mark, but here it is if you missed it:

Shot #19, the place pictured is (obviously) a prison. It's a famous prison that no one (except Clint Eastwood, Zack says) has escaped from.

Click here to see Phil and the Giant Strawberry.

Mmm. Daiquiris.

Don't forget to e-mail us!

Mortal Peep Fight

2006-03-23T23:57:00.000-08:00

The Sink #20 - The Sinkiversary (Feat. Too Many Guest Hosts)

2006-03-19T23:55:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number twenty!

This week: Cindy, Liz, Papio, and as always, Jared. Plus we put in a call to Archaeology Beth! Reader emails and hilarity abound, as per usual.

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Jared forgot to give his weekly Shot by Shot hint, so here it is: It's for shot No. 12 - "I would watch it second, but Carrie, Cindy, and Zack would watch it fifth."

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink #19 - A Toliet Falls From Space

2006-03-12T21:48:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number nineteen!

This week, Shmoo, Liz and Beth are here! Reader emails and hilarity abounds.

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Related links and sundries:

Craigslist Ad for Crash Haters.

South African Anti-Rape Condom.

Archaeology Beth and a masterbating monkey.

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink #18 - Fuck Crash!

2006-03-06T01:14:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number eighteen!

This week, Oscar party discussion and reader emails!

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Related links and sundries:

Oscar Party pictures!

Pussy Perfume (NOT WORK SAFE! Thanks Shiv!)

Meijer Trojan t-shirt (Thanks Phil!)

Power Tool Porn (obviously NOT WORK SAFE! Thanks Craig!)

Tom Seizmore porn (Obviously NOT WORK SAFE!)

Play Shot By Shot here!

Battlestar Galatica article in Rolling Stone

Next week we'll be recording the show in Maryland with Liz and Beth, so send in your dirtiest sex questions!

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink #17 - The Safety Word Is 'Banana'

2006-02-27T01:21:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number seventeen!

This week, it's all reader emails, all the time.

P.S. It's "safe word," isn't it? We're so not into bondage...

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Related links and sundries:

Papio-submitted photos of the Cool Whip Fight of 2004. (Or was it 2005?)
- Photo 1
- Photo 2
- Photo 3
The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink #16 - Cindy and Neal in da house

2006-02-20T01:11:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number sixteen!

This week we're joined by two often talked about listeners, Cindy and Neal. Plus lots of reader emails, a handful of sex questions and a discussion of the Underworld movies.

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The first 55 minutes are listener emails and sex questions, the rest of the show is the discussion of the Underworld movies (spoilers ahoy!).

Related links and sundries:

The radio show Liz mentions, DC 101.

Gross tattoos -- NOT WORK SAFE!

Jared's akward youth.

Liz's crazy 10th grade hair.

Pictures from the recording of tonight's episode can be found in the Flickr photostrip to the right.

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink #15 - Carrie's Colonoscopy Odyssey

2006-02-13T02:04:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number fifteen!

Another episode that's all listener feedback, all the time. This "Sink" clocks in at just under two hours. (We explain why when we open the show.) We've compressed the file accordingly, so it's the usual size, with double your pleasure/fun.

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Reader-by-reader breakdown may be forthcoming.

Related links (links marked with an asterisk not work-safe):

Romance of the Jedi. Thanks to Cindy!

*Buck Angel: The man with a pussy. Thanks to Craig for the link.

Interview: Dan Savage at The Onion A.V. Club.

*This week's source material from "A Dramatic Reading with Hillary McNabb." Thanks to Papio for the link, and as always to Hillary for the reading.

Get Jared Laid LiveJournal icon, by Papio. Thanks, P³'o!

Gay Boyfriend: A music video by the Hazzards. Thanks, Craig!

The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus (we couldn't find the book Jared mentioned) for Neal.

Don't forget to e-mail us!

The Sink #14 - Spit or Swallow?

2006-02-06T01:37:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number fourteen!

First fifteen minutes or so: Listener e-mail. Last hour-or-so is answers to your sex questions. So bully for you guys.

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Don't forget to e-mail us! Related links to come.

The Sink #13 - The Sandy Vagina Monologues

2006-01-31T05:00:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number thirteen -- yet another "bonus" Sink!

In this episode we answer your sex questions (with Shiv and Jared playing along) and discuss some of your answers to previous questions.

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0:00 - 9:03
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Intro
Your answers to previous questions
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk (from the collection Haunted). Read this cautionary tale on the dangers of creative masterbation, but make sure you're close to something you can safely throw-up in.
Papio's most recently watch porn: Dawson Fucks Cody, Part 2 [SO NOT WORKSAFE Link]

9:04 - 52:00
New sex questions answered!
Fun tangents are, of course, pursued
Wrap up for this episode as well as the original wrap up of last episode
Shiv and Jared sing the closing theme

52:01 - 52:17
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

The Sink #12 - Live from Florence ya'll!

2006-01-30T02:37:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number twelve. In this episode we answer your emails and discuss a few new movies ... all live from Shiv's place in Florence Kentucky! And yes, we realize (and apologize for) how strange the audio levels for this episode are -- we didn't have enough microphones. Sorry!

For photos from the recording of this episode, check the right hand rail.

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0:00 - 39:55
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Shiv sings our theme song
Listener emails! Past Sink feedback, comments, and other ramblings. Thanks to all who sent in email!
Bareback Mountain (Shouldn't it be Bareback Mountin'? —Zack) is hitting stores soon! [SO NOT WORKSAFE Link]

39:55 - 40:10
"Fiction Sells" by Steven Gullett

40:11 - 1:09:27
Discussion of The New World, Match Point and Bubble
... as well as the nature of modern cinema and it's future

1:09:28 - 1:09:44
"Romeo" by Steven Gullett

1:09:45 - 1:11:00
Quick cut wrap-up and discussion of The Sink #13 which will be up in 24 hours.

1:11:01 - 1:11:20
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

The Sink #11 - Shivvy Sex Questions

2006-01-26T03:40:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number 11. In this episode we talk to Shivvy, answer all of this week's sex questions and beg for even dirtier ones.

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0:00 - 0:45
Brief intro to this episode by your two lovely hosts.
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

0:45 - 42:23
Answers to your sex questions from Carrie, Zack, Jared and Shiv!
(Submit new sex questions for Sunday night's show!)
Related link: Horse cock (Doesn't it go without saying this is not work safe?)

42:23 - 42:49
"The Answers," by Steven Gullett
(Note: There's a slight glitch during this break with a few seconds of unintended silence. Apologies to Steven and our listeners for truncating this song clip, however the rest of the show doesn't appear to be affected.)

42:49 - 1:03:56
"Three Days Later," an epilogue/wrap-up

1:03:56 - 1:04:15
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

P.S. Remember you can always hear Shivvy weeknights at woxy.com.

The Sink #11

2006-01-25T01:49:00.000-08:00

Sorry everyone, but the bonus 'Sink' promised today will be delayed until tomorrow (Thursday) morning, because of poor planning on my part. (What else is new?) So you'll have to wait one more day to get your extra fix of the Sink, this week's sex questions, and an entire show with Shiv!

The Sink #10 - 7-11 Is Always Open & Liz Is Always Sexy

2006-01-23T05:29:00.000-08:00

In this episode we welcome back (via telephone) Liz, Ryan and Jared. Plus listener e-mail, some sex talk, and info. on a special bonus "Sink" to come.

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Minute-by-minute breakdown coming ~~later today~~ one day, maybe, if you're lucky, bitches.

The Sink #9 - Elder's Pizza

2006-01-16T04:28:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number nine. In this episode we answer your emails (both normal and dirrrrrrty), we make a random phone call to Zack's cousin, Jared shares more of his hostility towards Hostel, plus more movie discussion ...

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0:00 - 18:20
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Listener emails! Thanks to Liz, Anthony, Papio and Jared for your emails!
Any questions, comments or concers? Email us!
More info on Lucy (thanks Liz!) [Link]

18:21 - 18:50
"Angels Are Never Enough" by Steven Gullett

18:51 - 32:20
Random phone call to Zack's cousin Ryan -- sports, school and Zack's crazy Mormon childhood.
Want us to call you? Email us!

32:21 - 32:50
"Drunks, Junkies and Thieves" by Steven Gullett

32:51 - 56:35
What do you do while listening to The Sink!? Email us a photo or a story.
Jared's hostility towards Hostel
Sex Questions! We answer embarassing, personal, emailed questions about our sex lives. Have a question for us? Email us! We'll answer anything.

56:36 - 57:05
"Some Hearts" by Steven Gullett

57:06 - 1:14:35
Discussion of Breakfast on Pluto
Yet another Brokeback Moutain tangent
Ashlee Simspon at McDonalds tangent [Link]
Discussion of Cache
Wrap up

1:14:36 - 1:15:00
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns" by Steven Gullett

The Sink #8 - Grandma's Hostel on Brokeback Mountain in Munich

2006-01-09T08:00:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Sink number eight. In this episode we talk about lots of movies and beg for your dirtiest sex questions. Maybe we'll podcast our therapy sessions...

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0:00 - 0:16
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

0:16 - 24:41
Listener e-mail, including some on "Brokeback Mountain"
Another "Crash" tangent
Links: Rhionna on "Brokeback"; Shiv's movie journal
Seen "Crash" or "Brokeback Mountain"?

24:41 - 25:40
"Whatever Comes Closest," by Steven Gullett

25:40 - 28:30
Brief news of interest
Link: Pope John Paul's Shooter to Be Released
Link: Utah Theater Cancels 'Brokeback Mountain'

28:30 - 35:10
Our thoughts on "Munich"
Seen it?

35:10 - 46:51
Zack's thoughts on "Hostel"
Seen it?

46:51 - 50:01
Carrie's thoughts on "Grandma's Boy"
Seen it?

50:01 - 50:23
"Whatever Comes Closest," by Steven Gullett

50:23 - 52:39
A plea for your sex questions

52:39 - 53:12
Wrap-up
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

Special thanks to donors!

2006-01-08T01:18:00.000-08:00

Special thanks to the two donors we've had this month. Please let us know who you are so we can thank you properly!

Amazon is great, but its major flaw is that it doesn't tell us *anything* about the people who donate to the site.

If you should be so inclined as to donate in the future, don't hesitate to forward us your Amazon confirmation. (Just because that might be easier than sending us a fresh e-mail, not because we think you're lying about donating.)

The Sink #7 - Krazy Phat

2006-01-02T05:49:00.000-08:00

Welcome to episode seven of "The Sink". In this episode we discuss Rumor Has It ... , further discussion of Brokeback Moutain, why you should never tell a girl she's fat and why Lars Von Trier is fucking crazy.

Plus, your emails read live "on air"!

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0:00 - 25:21
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Listener email!
Homo vs Fat
Greetings from Idiot America [Link - buy the article from Esquire.com] [Link - or read it free]

25:22 - 25:50
"Some Hearts" by Steven Gullett

25:51 - 43:29
Happy New Year
Inside Deep Throat
Walk The Line
Crash tangent

43:30 - 44:00
"Indie Rock Girl" by Steven Gullett

44:01 - 1:06:21
Rumor Has It ...
A little more Brokeback Moutain
Lars Von Trier is fucking crazy
Columbus rules/Kevin Costner's career/Ring of Fire
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

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The Sink #6 - Please don't feed the homosexuals

2005-12-30T03:41:00.000-08:00

Welcome to episode six of "The Sink." In this episode we discuss our evening with two local pop-culture icons, plus the adventure of seeing Brokeback Mountain with hundreds and hundreds of giggling stereotypes and our views of the movie -- both spoiler-free and chock full o' spoilers.

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0:00 - 12:22
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett
Hanging with Shivy Shiv and Dusty Smith
Your emails answered live!
Naked Heath Ledger - Not work-safe! [Link]

12:23 - 13:04
"No Humor in Your Smile" by Steven Gullett

13:05 - 40:00
Spoiler-free discussion of Brokeback Mountain
Email Poll: Was Heath Ledger chewing tabacco all through the movie, or was he just making an "I'm serious!" face? -- Email us!

40:01 - 41:01
"Some Hearts" by Steven Gullett

41:02 - 57:01
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER discussion of Brokeback Mountain

57:02 - 57:15
Theme: "Lovers and Clowns," by Steven Gullett

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The Sink #6 - Coming soon (again)...

2005-12-28T01:23:00.000-08:00

Hi, everybody!
Hi, Dr. Nick!

This week's Sink will be late again. We'll be recording it late Thursday night and posting it Friday morning. Then we'll be back on schedule with a new Sink Sunday night for Monday morning.

Thanks for your patience, and for listening!